Blog Traffic Dilemma

It's funny writing a blog in the first 7 days knowing that no one will read what you're typing. I could say anything and I wouldn't get any complaints. Blah blah blah yackity smackity. I've had 19 vistors so far. I think I've been about 4 of those.

My demographic so far:
US - 13 hits
Mexico - 2 hits
Germany - 1 hit
Indonesia - 1 hit
Cyprus - 1 hit
Brazil - 1 hit

I like to pretend that my international vistors are real people and not remote server farms. In reality, I think I am the only person that has visited my site since the US visitors are probably bots.
<- This kind of humor is lost on bots

If you are a person and are reading this, make sure you come back or refer friends so I know people are reading this. I will have an email people can send me stuff at later. I'm drinking too much beer at the moment and catching up with posts until then. Stay tuned. All zero of you are super psyched I'm sure...

Since no one reads this blog, we recently found woodchucks in our backyard. No joke, we saw them chillin' outside our shed not looking that different than the photo on the right. They've been tearing our yard up in the worst way. I'm trying to fend them off with Fox urine, but its not working. On a side note, I wonder if they're making woodchuck cider much like the keebler elves make keebler cookies...